If you knew her, you would know this to be true. My wife told me a story about how one afternoon she was at her mom's house in the office on the computer. Her mom came home with her boyfriend Richard and took him into her bedroom where they proceeded to have extremely loud sex. The office and bedroom share a wall, and from the bed to where my wife was sitting is only about six feet.
Furthermore, the grandkids were there, and the oldest one heard it as well. It only lasted a few minutes but still, very gross. This was only about five years ago. Not to mention everything I have seen and heard, first hand. A couple Mike's Hard Lemonades, a joint, and you're as good as laid.
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