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Coma Drunk
Been there, done that.
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Common Sense
I once had a boss who was a card-carrying member of Mensa. One day I saw him running around a parking lot in the rain trying to get better reception on his cell. I was the one on the phone with him and was standing on the sidewalk outside the restaurant under the awning, nice and dry. He quite literally did not have enough sense to come in out of the rain. I thought this saying fit the occasion perfectly. I still laugh every time I see this one. You know you can relate.
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Love and Money
This advice is not gender-specific. Fairly accurate though.
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Plan Ahead
I actually had this on a t-shirt for this Christian summer camp my parents sent me to when I was little. For some reason, it's always stuck with me.
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Exercise
Go to any gym, anywhere in the world, and you will see exactly what I mean.
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Divide and Conquer
It's just that easy. I wore the t-shirt version of this to my local electronics superstore recently, and I couldn't get anyone to help me. I wore it to a bar later that night, and it was a different story entirely. Gotta love it!!
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Do Art
I once worked with this little troll guy named Mark Glover selling fitness equipment, and one day he said this. Two weeks later I was wearing this shirt. When you're around really stupid people just be quiet and listen. Funny stuff always comes out, especially when they are beyond fucking dumb.
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Mr. Tough Guy
I watched about 6hrs. worth of Clint Eastwood the other night, and this is what came out.
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The Eighth Day
If I'm not mistaken, the Pope has actual documentation of this safely tucked away in his nightstand.
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Got Beer
Simple and to the point.
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Gun Control
For all you anti-gun nuts out there. Last time I checked, criminals still preferred unarmed victims.
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Sick Little Worker
One for all the lazy people out there.
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Fuck Your Band
The next time your friend wants you to come and watch his shitty band, give him one of these.
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I Love Lesbians
They're just so cute and cuddly.
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My Honor Student
I've just always thought this was funny. Now we have our own little version of this timeless classic.
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Sex Ed. 101
What every growing boy needs to know. Really, what else is there?
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Love Sucks
I had this on my bass drum case a few years back, and I can't tell you how many conversations this little guy started. Crude, but effective.
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Lowered Expectations
This one came about after several years of just standing back and watching my mother-in-law.
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All Or Nothing
This pretty much sums up my entire outlook on life. If you're going to do it, put both balls in and never look back.
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Paranoid
An oldie but a goodie. I have always liked this one.
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Happy Girlfriend
I don't care how big you think you are. Bring one of these into the bedroom and see what happens.
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Poverty Builds Character
I recently ran into a friend I hadn't seen in almost 20yrs. Some things never change.
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Save Your Breath
I heard this when I was just a little kid and could not wait to ask my mom what it meant. She was not amused.
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Sluts Rule
No argument here. Plus, most of them are really funny, and they typically know a lot of jokes.
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Your Mom
If you've been keeping up you will already know the story behind this one. Just put two and two together.
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Fuck
Another timeless classic.
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Other Means
I heard my mom say this to my aunt when I was six. I didn't know what it meant but knew enough to know that it was an insult. A few days later I ended up saying this at school. That was embarrassing as shit. Well, I prayed really super hard, and here it is.
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The Other White Meat
Just as God intended. Enough said.
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Transvestite 101
It's what they do, gross but true.
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Cum Farts
I have always found humor in this. Pffftt . . . "Excuse Me." Too funny.
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Obey
Just think about it.
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Sick Little STD
A stripper said this to me a few years back, and beer literally came out of my nose.
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Porn Shop
I do, and you should too!!!!!!
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Unemployed
Fuck Work . . . THE END!!!
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Bug Dick
I was at a party about 18 years ago, and my then-girlfriend walked in on her best friend's boyfriend while he was in the bathroom. She came out and shared this info. with everyone. I never saw him again, poor little fella.
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Sick Little Sheep
Religion is man-made, plain and simple.
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Sick Little Dumbass
We've all been around this type of person at one time or another.
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Stop Buying Gear
I know quite a few people who could benefit from this advice. Quantity of equipment will never make up for lack of ability/talent. It also doesn't matter if your instrument cost you $15 dollars or $15,000. If you suck . . . you suck!!!
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Slutty-In-Law
She would just go on and on about her sexual exploits. She is old, fat, and very haggard looking. Beyond disgusting.
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Sick Little Girlfriend
I said this to my wife the very first night we met. She was upset, and her boyfriend was a pompous-little-dork. It obviously worked.
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