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I'm really interested in vintage erotica. It was just so taboo from the 20s-50s. Aside from the nudity, the equipment was some of the coolest I have ever seen. The stuff out now is too fucking streamlined and doesn't have the same appeal as the older stuff. That's my two cents anyway. This is the second version of our "Sick Little Photog."
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The first CELL PHONES I was ever around/used were like this. To be honest, I think I actually prefer them over all of the new and latest bullshit. Nice and simple, straightforward and easy.
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The first CELL PHONES I was ever around/used were like this. To be honest, I think I actually prefer them over all of the new and latest bullshit. Nice and simple, straightforward and easy. This is the second version of our "Little Mobile Phone Guy."
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This one pretty much sums up every pizza guy I have ever known or encountered.
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Well, I watched the movie GHOST with Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze the other night for the very first time ever. This sticker is what came out of me a few hours later.
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This is the second one that came out of me after watching the movie GHOST with Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze.
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I'm all for guns and weapons of all kinds, but you really need to learn how to defend yourself using only your mind and body. I have been in many a situation where a working knowledge of SELF-DEFENSE quite literally saved my fucking life.
My entire family is involved in martial arts, and I wouldn't have it any other way. My wife and eldest daughter actually teach, and I couldn't be prouder.
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If you own a computer you have masturbated in front of it at one time or another . . . PERIOD!
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This is what really happens when you're passed out drunk, fellas. Your wife / girlfriend simply gets out her favorite toys and goes at it with you on the bed, snoring, next to her.
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Gotta love a good old-fashioned phonograph. Those things are fuckin' sweet.
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FUCK YOU and your stupid ass SELFIE STICK . . . the end.
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I simply cannot stand people who are not respectful of my personal space. Stay back or FUCK OFF!!!
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I always loved it when a teacher would wheel in one of these bad boys.
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Be careful, some people can get really pissed and ya just never know.
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Sometimes, you just gotta fight crazy with crazy.
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Just think about this one for a minute.
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When my wife saw this one she said I was a retarded pervert. She is 1000% correct.
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Some people are just exceptionally difficult to be with/around. This decal pretty much sums that up, think about it.
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If your girl is not that comfortable with blowjobs, etc., just put something tasty on it.
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Not every pussy is a pretty pussy.
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FUCK CUDDLING!!!
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Ghetto pussy is for one thing and one thing only . . . FUCKIN'!!!
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An oldie but a goodie.
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Just think about this one for a second.
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I know this one's stupid, but that's precisely why I like it.
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The more they have to hide, the more they use.
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This is yet another one that came about by just watching my mother-in-law. The only thing worse than an idiot is someone who doesn't realize they are one.
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Just don't do it. I have no problem with black people, but NIGGERS can go fuck themselves.
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This is 100% true. I promise.
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What the fuck is up with these people and their goddamn teeth?
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This is 100% accurate. The bitch is a Mike's Hard Lemonade swilling, dope-smoking hog.
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This is 100% accurate. The bitch is a Mike's Hard Lemonade swilling, dope-smoking hog.
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Queefs are just funny. I don't know why, they just are.
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This is the second version of our "Little Stick Guy."
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