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It's what they do, gross but true.
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I have always found humor in this. Pffftt . . . "Excuse Me." Too funny.
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Just think about it.
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A stripper said this to me a few years back, and beer literally came out of my nose.
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I do, and you should too!!!!!!
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Fuck Work . . . THE END!!!
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I was at a party about 18 years ago, and my then-girlfriend walked in on her best friend's boyfriend while he was in the bathroom. She came out and shared this info. with everyone. I never saw him again, poor little fella.
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Religion is man-made, plain and simple.
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We've all been around this type of person at one time or another.
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I know quite a few people who could benefit from this advice. Quantity of equipment will never make up for lack of ability/talent. It also doesn't matter if your instrument cost you $15 dollars or $15,000. If you suck . . . you suck!!!
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She would just go on and on about her sexual exploits. She is old, fat, and very haggard looking. Beyond disgusting.
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I said this to my wife the very first night we met. She was upset, and her boyfriend was a pompous-little-dork. It obviously worked.
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My eldest daughter shared this with me when she was only four. I'm fairly certain she still does this.
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Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk. When her thighs are shaking, you know you're in the zone.
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This one just works on so many levels.
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This one just rolls off the tongue.
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I dated a girl in 93 for a little over three months. She introduced me to her mom, and it was all down hill from there. Good Times, Good Times.
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I was recently on the phone with an old friend and she thought this would be funny on a sticker. Well, I agreed and here it is. Enjoy!!
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If you haven't figured this out by now, I am not a fan. Religion Kills . . . PERIOD!!!
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This one has been around for as long as I can remember. I have been unable to find it on a sticker, so we decided to start printing it ourselves. Cheers!!
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This is another one that came about as a direct result of just watching my mother-in-law. A lie will always be a lie.
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I really don't have anything against this type of music. I have just always found this to be funny.
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My wife said this to me while on vacation recently. Needless to say, we were both smiling that night.
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Ever fuck a fat chick? You should try it at least once. Life is short, and you should sample every item on the buffet while you can.
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True story. I came across this -not so little guy- in a head shop some years back and had to have it. Alcohol, massive dildo, penis pump, a video camera and lots of lube made for a very interesting evening. I still have the video. Monica, if you're out there, shoot me a msg. and I will send you a copy.
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This happened to a friend of mine, and I have laughed about it ever since.
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Who out there doesn't agree? This is almost like a law or something. I have worked in various bars, restaurants, etc., over the years and the blondes always come out way, way ahead in tips. Ask any topless dancer about this, they will tell you the exact same thing, every night, every time.
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Everybody loves blondes. I don't know why, but it's true.
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This has always been my motto. Short on cash? No problem . . . let's negotiate!!!
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Trailer trash whores . . . only in America!!
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No one likes a stinky vagina. Gotta keep that shit clean, ladies.
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This really happened, and yes I got them both. What can I say, 18-30 were really good years for me.
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I heard this growing up and always thought that it was sound advice. It only made sense to print-it-up. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
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I have never understood this, and I guess I never will. It just seems wrong. You see a perfectly normal looking girl, and she is with some fat, piece-of-shit looking guy. The only exception I can see is if it's for financial gain or something along those lines. Oh well...
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My aunt told me a story about how one time she went out with this guy, and when they got back to his place, he turned out to be way below average. She said she faked a stomach ache and got the hell out of there. She avoided him after this, and he finally got the message. The only thing funnier than the story itself was the fact she chose to share this at the Thanksgiving dinner table. My aunt likes to drink, so this kind of thing happened all the time.
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Several years back, one of my friends confided in me and shared her attraction/infatuation for another one of our mutual friends. I tried to warn her, but she just would not listen. The phrase on this sticker was part of the resultant fallout.
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My wife gave one of these to a friend of hers, and she put it on the back of her husband's truck. It was on there for quite some time before it was noticed and taken off. He said he couldn't figure out why people kept honking and waving at him. Too Funny!!!!
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This one is just plain wrong, so naturally we're going to sell it. The next time you go to church, stick this up in the bathroom or something. There's nothing wrong with having a little fun now and then.
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I have always enjoyed the company of open-minded women.
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If you're a guy, chances are you have washed your nuts in the sink at one point or another. Especially if you've had more than one stop in the same evening.
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