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We all know this to be true.
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I drew the original version of this at Coppell High School in 1989. I was forced to go to AE, Alternative Education, for
being late to first period. Mr. Downey, then-principal, took this from me and tried to convince my mom that I was
a full-fledged Satanist. That guy was a loon. Anyway here it is, stick with pride and enjoy.
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Another one from the Motel 6 Family Lodge collection. Circa 93.
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Needs no explanation. Just a good time waiting to be had.
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We've all seen this happen, or worse yet have had this happen.
It's always funny from a distance though.
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This is actually my wife. I was bothering her about going to the beer
store while she was trying to get ready for bed. She came out of the
bathroom, and this is what I got. I never did get the beer, at least not
that night. High-Five!!
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1993. Motel 6 Family Lodge Elevator, Dallas Tx.
You know who you are. I still have the pics.
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There's just something about huge boobs. This type of behavior should be immediately forgiven.
Unfortunately, it's not. Oh well, such is life.
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Buy 1 get 3 FREE!!!!!
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Our first "Little Stick Guy," drawn on the back of a napkin in a Chili's restaurant in 03.
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Sad but true.
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Read the description for the t-shirt of the same name.
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Been there, done that.
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I once had a boss who was a card-carrying member of Mensa. One day I saw him running around a parking lot in the rain trying to get better reception on his cell. I was the one on the phone with him and was standing on the sidewalk outside the restaurant under the awning, nice and dry. He quite literally did not have enough sense to come in out of the rain.
I thought this saying fit the occasion perfectly. I still laugh every time I see this one. You know you can relate.
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This advice is not gender-specific. Fairly accurate though.
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I actually had this on a t-shirt for this Christian summer camp my parents sent me to when I was little. For some reason, it's always stuck with me.
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Go to any gym, anywhere in the world, and you will see exactly what I mean.
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It's just that easy. I wore the t-shirt version of this to my local electronics superstore recently, and I couldn't get anyone to help me. I wore it to a bar later that night, and it was a different story entirely. Gotta love it!!
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I once worked with this little troll guy named Mark Glover selling fitness equipment, and one day he said this. Two weeks later I was wearing this shirt. When you're around really stupid people just be quiet and listen. Funny stuff always comes out, especially when they are beyond fucking dumb.
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I watched about 6hrs. worth of Clint Eastwood the other night, and this is what came out.
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If I'm not mistaken, the Pope has actual documentation of this safely tucked away in his nightstand.
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Simple and to the point.
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For all you anti-gun nuts out there. Last time I checked, criminals still preferred unarmed victims.
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One for all the lazy people out there.
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The next time your friend wants you to come and watch his shitty band, give him one of these.
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They're just so cute and cuddly.
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I've just always thought this was funny. Now we have our own little version of this timeless classic.
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What every growing boy needs to know. Really, what else is there?
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I had this on my bass drum case a few years back, and I can't tell you how many conversations this little guy started. Crude, but effective.
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This one came about after several years of just standing back and watching my mother-in-law.
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This pretty much sums up my entire outlook on life. If you're going to do it, put both balls in and never look back.
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An oldie but a goodie. I have always liked this one.
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I don't care how big you think you are. Bring one of these into the bedroom and see what happens.
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I recently ran into a friend I hadn't seen in almost 20yrs. Some things never change.
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I heard this when I was just a little kid and could not wait to ask my mom what it meant. She was not amused.
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No argument here. Plus, most of them are really funny, and they typically know a lot of jokes.
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If you've been keeping up you will already know the story behind this one. Just put two and two together.
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Another timeless classic.
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I heard my mom say this to my aunt when I was six. I didn't know what it meant but knew enough to know that it was an insult. A few days later I ended up saying this at school. That was embarrassing as shit. Well, I prayed really super hard, and here it is.
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Just as God intended. Enough said.
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